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THE CONFUSING POLICIES AND GUIDELINES
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- Milking cows is against the law, hence it is mandatory that all prisoner's stay away from Wiki voyage.
- We dont not provide travel guide services, we only provide you with copied stuff from Men in black international
- Every admin is supposed to clean up after themselves because of the rabbits
- Never say never... it was meant to not to be to not to be
- The mentally ill are must be today respected well
- Follow us on instagram- @wikivoyage.com.com.com.com
- We should not sleep during wiki.
- What i do is none of your buisness... so listen intently
Do not ever use these insults in here... its not nice
- Are you this stupid or is it a special occasion?
- The other's are not smart... you are just dumb
- your face is a great use in war... cause it kills faster than any gun or bomb
- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
- You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
- Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
- No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
- If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
- Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
FUNNY UNBLOCK APPEALS
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- {{Unblock| PLEASE UNBLOCK ME.... PLEASE... Its not my fault that you have a mental disorder, so please unblock me from this hell... i want to speak to my dead grandmother.. so please unblock me from this hell... bye... my dad is calling me.}}
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Always remember you are unique... just like everyone else |
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Hanging your self is not worth it... shooting yourself is... |
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Look at the sky... what do you see? You see that you just obeyed my orders.... |
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Help each other and climb up the ladder of life... I will remove the screws to make sure you fall |
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—Life |
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Never say never... say never ever instead |
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Alcohol is like medicine for a depressed man... drink too much and you die. |
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Planes are awesome stuff, make sure to pack a bottle of water in your carry on baggage. You must bring a knife, a copper coil, some rope, some gun powder, a sword (if you have one), a flashlight, food, parachute, match sticks in case the plain crashes.
Get in to your car and turn on the engine... then follow the directions given to you...
VROOOMVROOOOMVOROOOOOOOMVROOOOOMVROOMVROOOOOM---VROOOOM-VROOM-VROOM-VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM---VROOM-VROOM and then finally stop
