Wikivoyage:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.
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THIS IS MY HOUSE.
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DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY .
BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES .
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NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT .
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ON FOOT.
THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.
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THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.
MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.
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NOTHING TO SEE OR DO!!!!!
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MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING
TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE
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MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED
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MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE
MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!
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LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!
ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!
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BEER IS GOOD
FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER
MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER
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YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!
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WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.
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YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!
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I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!