Wikivoyage:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/MY HOUSE

MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.

Understand

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY .

BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES .

NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT .

ON FOOT.

THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.

THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.

MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.

NOTHING TO SEE OR DO!!!!!

MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING

TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE

MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED

MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE

MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!

LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!

ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!

BEER IS GOOD

FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER

MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER

YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!

WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.

YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!

I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!