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Your style of writing is absolutely perfect for our yearly April's Fool articles, but alas, other than that, we don't do joke articles and your attempts to write them will just be reverted on sight. Why not contribute something useful instead? (WT-en) Jpatokal 23:48, 10 February 2008 (EST)

I actually do travel to Saudi on a regular basis... (WT-en) Jpatokal 06:47, 11 February 2008 (EST)

Look, Sparky, keep this up and you and your IP are going to get banned. (WT-en) Jpatokal 02:06, 16 March 2008 (EDT)

If you travel to Saudi on a regular basis can you tell me how you feel about supporting a country notorious for its human rights abuses. Only one of us is a real sadist here aren't we?